Wednesday, January 12, 2005

5,000 Hits! Big Fucking Deal!

As dubious achievements go, reaching 5,000 hits a full seven months after you lauch a site is a doozy. Frankly, the management would rather be hosting ads, selling t-shirts, and quitting day jobs at this point. Beggars, however, can't be choosers. So thanks for reading. Besides, if I were a 14-year-old anime fanatic, this would be a big deal and all my freinds would be making congratulatory pornographic manga.

Perhaps this mind-blowing image of a black hole rending a star in twain will help provide a bit of perspective. Thanks to Robb for sending this along and making it easier to feel hopelessly insignificant.

Clay Aiken, master of all evil in the world, continues to use magazines in order to warp reality to serve his own twisted agenda. (My, what a lot of "to" infinitives!!) First, he wore a "WWJD" bracelet on the cover of Rolling Stone. Now, he's refusing to even talk to gay and lesbian publications. Just keep telling yourself it's because you're a Christian, Clay. You're not fooling anyone.

P.S. Don't forget to come drink and listen to good music tomorrow night at Rififi. See previous post for deets.

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